Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus
what would you say to your 10 year old self
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2