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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

(via dont-lie-and-say-that-its-okay)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via orgasm)

(Source: cotilardmarion, via beyoncevevo)

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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(via beyoncevevo)

joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

(via eyedropdruggie)

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

(via eyedropdruggie)

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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(Source: lindsaylohangmyself, via g-iggle)

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

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